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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight
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Posted - 2013.02.19 20:15:00 -
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+1, these guys are badass http://evedarklord.blogspot.ca |

Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
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Posted - 2013.05.03 16:37:00 -
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Bazinga! http://evedarklord.blogspot.ca |

Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight
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Posted - 2013.07.05 17:48:00 -
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Tear generation perfected...case in point
So sayeth the shepherd, so sayeth the flock http://evedarklord.blogspot.ca |

Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
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Posted - 2013.07.08 19:25:00 -
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Oh, are you done? Well allow me to retort...
1) The link you posted was posted just two messages above yours, so best case you aren't so smart, worst case your retard_ed.
2) First you promote Devils by (re) posting a link to a very successful campaign, then diss them immediately after? (I would refer you to my point #1 re: not-so-smart/retard_ed, but we are leaning more towards retard_ation at this point...)
3) By posting with an alt instead of a main, we can only conclude a) you are a recent recipient of our attentions and b) you fear further attentions?
Offering of tears and confirmation of effectiveness graciously accepted.
F http://evedarklord.blogspot.ca |

Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
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Posted - 2013.07.30 15:59:00 -
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Ganktribution
..retribution tear collection perfected.
http://evedarklord.blogspot.ca |

Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
128
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Posted - 2013.08.06 15:25:00 -
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Bump http://evedarklord.blogspot.ca |

Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
128
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Posted - 2013.08.07 14:45:00 -
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Tall blonde walks into a bar, poodle under one arm, a salami under the other... http://evedarklord.blogspot.ca |

Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
130
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Posted - 2013.08.09 16:00:00 -
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Oh SNAP, things just got real ... "Sivor also complained of their (The Marmite Collective's) capability to take away too much of the competition. "They take a big share of merc contracts available due to size..." but it wasn't necessarily the size that bothered Sivor, rather the ability to make good on those contracts. "It's not possible to deliver if you have literally dozens of contracts..." he claimed, "that gives a bad rep to merc groups in general." ... "We do more than just camp a trade hub," said Sharker2k3. http://evedarklord.blogspot.ca |

Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
132
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Posted - 2013.08.12 18:12:00 -
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We at Devils feel the discriminating connoisseur shouldn't pay filet-mignon prices, only to get mass-produced hamburger.
If you have someone you want actively hunted and substantively harmed, or if you just want some agressor who wardecced you given the tranny-surprise, then the Devil's Warrior Alliance is for you.
"Those three weeks were miserable. We could not fight your alliance. ... All in all, however, your alliance did somewhere around 10B in damage to us ... I believe you wanted to crush our spirits, and you did a pretty good job of that. " -- rswfire, ex-target, now customer
Join the 'The Gates of Hell' chat channel today to get pricing options that can fit any CEO's budget, operators are standing by and discretion is always assured.
Would you like to know more? http://evedarklord.blogspot.ca |

Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
133
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Posted - 2013.08.12 20:22:00 -
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Heluene Keller wrote:These guys are good. I am, however, rather fond of this comment. Tah'ris <3
Lame. Show me someone who never dies, Ill show you someone who doesn't undock.
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones... http://evedarklord.blogspot.ca |
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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
133
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Posted - 2013.08.12 20:35:00 -
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Heluene Keller wrote:Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:Heluene Keller wrote:These guys are good. I am, however, rather fond of this comment. Tah'ris <3 Lame. Show me someone who never dies, Ill show you someone who doesn't undock. People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones... Oh Feyd, c'mon it's funny. Lighten up lover, I still think you guys are awesome.
Dude, you called me out (and an ********) on a kill you werent even in on, when I zapped you previously...
You lighten the f up.
(hugs) http://evedarklord.blogspot.ca |

Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
135
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Posted - 2013.08.14 14:28:00 -
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We at Devils feel the discriminating connoisseur shouldn't pay filet-mignon prices, only to get mass-produced hamburger.
If you have someone you want actively hunted and substantively harmed, or if you just want some agressor who wardecced you given the tranny-surprise, then the Devil's Warrior Alliance is for you.
""Please stop. I have a ******* life. I don't have time to plan ops to **** with you guys all day. " ... "Laivas is one of my closest and dearest friends and she nearly quit over this incident. When I start losing the friends that matter most to me, this game will no longer hold any meaning for me whatsoever. I'm not here for the PVP. I'm here for the friendships, and this war is straining them." ... "Those three weeks were miserable. We could not fight your alliance."
Join the 'The Gates of Hell' chat channel today to get pricing options that can fit any CEO's budget, operators are standing by and discretion is always assured.
Would you like to know more? http://evedarklord.blogspot.ca |

Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
139
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Posted - 2013.08.19 18:14:00 -
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Not since the combining of chocolate with peanut-butter have two elements been put together to such great effect, as a besieged EvE corporation with The Devil's Warrior Alliance.
If you have a chihuahua humping your corp members legs everywhere they go, peeing on every trade hub carpet or messing with your POS, we have the highly skilled and motivated pilots who will go bawls deep to whack that doggie on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.
Hell, let's be honest, we will kill that little mutt with fire, then put 'gf's up in local while simultaneously getting BJ's from supermodels...
Now where else can you get that level of service? That level of panache'?
There is no level we won't go to so your hard earned ISKies get you the pain inflicting value only a discriminating merc customer like yourself deserves.
Don't wait, we have pricing plans for the most modest of CEO's -- contact a Devil in 'The Gates of Hell' chat today! Would you like to know more? |

Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
143
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Posted - 2013.08.21 15:07:00 -
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McDonalds is everywhere, its the biggest.
You can walk to almost any street corner and within moments spot those golden arches beckoning to you with gastrointestinal delights that promise to tingle the senses, and stupefy the mind, all for a low low cost and a delightful minx in polyester thrown in asking 'would you like fries with that?'...
But then, as you hunch over a puke bucket, or bazooka blast the interior of your toilet bowl, you realize that McDonalds is high-volume, low quality, crap. Like mystery ingredient Chinese food from that other restaraunt down the road, you are left feeling hungry hours after eating. Unfilled. Empty. Unsatisfied...
You want steak.
You want to walk into a small fine steak restaurant and in paying hard earned dollars be presented with a meal that not only delights the senses, but fills your soul with meaty goodness that leaves you satisfied for days afterward...
The Devil's Warrior Alliance is steak.
From the moment you walk into our restaurant you will be treated like the king you are, not a mass volume number to be served crap on a bun, and forgotten moments later. Your wish, is our command. Your satisfaction our one desire.
Join 'The Gates of Hell' ingame chat today, and the fillet mignon of merc services can be yours.
Would you like to know more? |

Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
143
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Posted - 2013.08.21 18:06:00 -
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Slaveflogger Gall wrote:Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:Your wish, is our command. Your satisfaction our one desire.
I wish, and desire, to have you in my bed. For cheap would be satisfying. It must be the ego thing.
Spurious fast food can fill a quick craving, but deep, penetrating satisfaction of long duration can only come from those who also expect the best, because they deliver the best...only those not above going south for hours to bring you to the release desired, over and over gain are worthy...thrusting home with vim and vigor when its time to shift to a more aggressive posture...
The Devil's Warrior Alliance are nothing if not flexible. Your will, our command.
If the ISK is right... Would you like to know more? |

Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
146
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Posted - 2013.08.24 05:07:00 -
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Bump. Don't hate the player.... Would you like to know more? |

Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
150
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Posted - 2013.08.27 15:00:00 -
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You have enemies and ISK. Our pilots have locator agents and aren't afraid to use them. Unshackled from having to just park ass in trade hubs and pipe systems we will go that extra mile to give your enemies the non-consensual buttsex you've spent hard earned ISKies for...
So isn't it time we hooked up?
Join 'The Gates of Hell' ingame chat channel today, for pricing to meet any CEO's budget.
Would you like to know more? |

Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
150
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Posted - 2013.08.28 19:26:00 -
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You know the difference between McDonalds and Wolfgang Puck...
Between Microsoft and Apple...
Between Peugeot and BMW...
So why are you still driving a car that breaks down, with an onboard computer that blue-screens, on your way to a golden-arches to have your colon blown inside out?
Why the angst? Why the frustration?
The Devil's Warrior Alliance will get you where you want to go in style, and not leave you stranded at the side of the road like a robbery victim.
The Devil's Warrior Alliance, mercenary service provider for 9 out of 10 surveyed tear collectors.
Confidentiality assured. Tear collection perfected.
Join 'The Gates of Hell' chat ingame now. Would you like to know more? |

Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
162
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Posted - 2013.08.30 16:14:00 -
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Are you looking for a mercenary to collect tears on your behalf that you can trust?
Do you want a merc that doesn't fake their killboard, or turn around and wardec you just because you stopped paying their 'protection maintenance fees' after you got in bed with them?
The Devil's Warrior Alliance, hunting your targets to the ends of space -- not just humping trade hubs and pipe-gates sipping pina coladas on your ISK...
The Devil's Warrior Alliance, purchased friendship you can count on.
Join 'The Gates of Hell' ingame chat, or convo Lord Razpataz for pricing options that meet any CEO's budget. Confidentiality assured. Would you like to know more? |

Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
166
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Posted - 2013.09.02 03:10:00 -
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Isn't there someone you want tears collected from?
We deliver. Confidentiality assured.
Contact Lord Razpataz or join the ingame channel 'The Gates of Hell' for more info.
Would you like to know more? |
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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
166
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Posted - 2013.09.03 14:34:00 -
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You work hard for your ISK. We work hard at pursuing our targets.
The Devil's Warrior Alliance will not just camp trade hubs, pop a few strays that come by and claim magnificence. We will actually hunt your targets wherever they go and collect tears from whomever you wish, all for quite reasonable rates.
Quality. Trust. Confidentiality. Tears.
We wont leave you asking 'Why aren't you killing my contracted targets? Why are you just popping random carebears I don't give a **** about?'
The Devil's Warrior Alliance, mercenaries you can trust, tear collection perfected.
Join 'The Gates of Hell' chat channel in game, or contact Lord Razpataz for contract prices to meet any CEO's budget. Would you like to know more? |

Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
166
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Posted - 2013.09.04 12:18:00 -
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Your ISK, our pew, your enemies tears.... Would you like to know more? |

Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
166
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Posted - 2013.09.05 14:31:00 -
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"First he was all love this and romance that, and 'Paul won't know'...next thing I'm knocked up with twins and he's nowhere to be found" - Chani
"Every goddamned weekend he gets hammered and shows up outside my door yelling for a rematch. I mean seriously dude, get over it" - Paul Atreides
"You would think with all those Bettys he has on standby he would flip one of them my way but noooooooo....." - Beast Rabban
"Beautiful boy, go kill something for me..." - Baron Vladomir Harkonnen
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The Devil's Warrior Alliance -- enter "The Gates Of Hell" ingame chat to nagotiate your mercenary contract today. Would you like to know more? |

Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
166
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Posted - 2013.09.05 23:33:00 -
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Are you looking for a mercenary corporation that will aggressively pursue your targets? Someone who won't just take your isk and park on trade routes, but will actively hunt the targets you paid good ISK to have killed?
The Devil's Warrior Alliance typically only has between 10 and 20 outgoing wars at a given time, allowing us to focus on YOUR targets. We get results for our clients by killing their targets, not just randoms...
We are actually mercenaries.
Before selecting a mercenary corporation to get you the satisfaction you deserve, check their alliances war history and their current 'Active Wars'....make sure they don't have too many active wars, for if they do there is NO POSSIBLE WAY they can aggressively hunt all of their clients targets...
Its a scam.
The Devils Warrior Alliance, actively hunting your targets. After all, you paid for it didn't you? Would you like to know more? |

Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
169
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Posted - 2013.09.06 13:49:00 -
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Your the director of a porno, with two applicants for the leading female role...
One is a big, bloated, fat, diva who is currently filming 100 other pornos. Diva-orca is spread so thin in fact, that if she ever does choose to show up on set, lounges lazily at the entrance and gives sub-par BJ's to the teenage strays delivering coffee, not your principal actor...
The other applicant is a young, lithe, energetic minx in a catholic schoolgirl outfit who only has 10 other films on the go. She shows up on set on time, every time -- and instapop's your pincipal actor the moment you say 'Action!'.
Which would you choose?
The Devil's Warrior mercenary Alliance. Lithe, energetic and focussed mercenaries that will pop your targets as paid to do.
"First this bloated fat chick walks on set and I'm like damnnnnn...she's not getting anywhere near me. Then this little Devil's minx crept up behind me and straddled my face before I could get back to my trailer...It was hot, and she tasted like strawberries." -- Ron Jeremy
"I drink a fuckton of liguids to keep my fluid levels up. So I'm waiting on set for diva-orca to show up, my baby makers filled to overflowing, and nothing.... But in walks Devil minx and POP, you'd think it was monsoon season..." -- Peter North
Join 'The Gates of Hell' ingame chat, or contact Lord Razpataz for mercenary contracts that will get you satisfaction, not random coffee-delivery tweens. Would you like to know more? |

Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
169
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Posted - 2013.09.06 15:19:00 -
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Tora Bushido wrote:...When hired to destroy things, I would prefer a big, bloated, fat, diva that hits anything in here path. The skinny one is nice if you want to distract people or do a surgical strike...
Well allow me to retort...
I am not sure how you can claim '[marmite] hits anything in [our] path' (or status as a mercenary alliance at all really) when its been repeatedly shown you run and dock up the moment anything that shoots back enters local.
You could reasonably claim '[marmite] hits any unskilled random carebear in her path' I suppose, but let's be honest Tora and speak to why all real merc alliances have wardecced marmite for the last while...
...with 100 war decs active you are incapable of actively hunting all your contracted targets. Marmite as a 'mercenary' alliance is a lie, and a scam..
Now, if your current clients haven't figured this out yet, perhaps based on you and Donalee pimping a padded killboard, (ep 93 @ 1:09:20), I suppose my job remains to keep calling bullsh1t on that...
We would do that with pew, but again, you guys keep running away. ::sadpanda::
The Devil's Warrior Alliance. Real mercenaries that will hunt clients targets, not just pop random carebears stumbling by.
Contact Lord Razpataz today for pricing. Would you like to know more? |

Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
169
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Posted - 2013.09.06 15:59:00 -
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Tah'ris Khlador wrote: ... You are pigeonholing "mercenary" into a strictly Search and Destroy definition and while this fits into what you or I do, this does not adequately label what Marmite advertises is their primary function.
Marmite gobbles up a lot of mercenary contracts based on clients seeking specific targets hit or destroyed, and its impossible IMHO for them to honor all said contracts with 100 active wars going. Use your logic, your reason -- if you are one of those corps who hired Marmite to do a job and there are 99 other wars going on, are you really going to get serviced?
Keep in mind, Marmite is harming all mercenary corporations by how they do business, because clients who are not serviced properly may abandon merc contracts entirely because the Marmites were too busy gate camping scrubs to service them as contracted. They might see all mercenaries as scams and not engage others.
It would be great to see Marmite clearly advertise as a griefing and lolz hisec war alliance, where glorious kills and asshattery is had by all. Fine. But to advertise as *mercs* and be incapable of honoring all contracts with so many wars active, befouls ALL OF US. Would you like to know more? |

Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
169
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Posted - 2013.09.06 17:07:00 -
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Tah'ris Khlador wrote: ... Sure, people will be turned off by bad performance from mercs, but common sense is also picking the right tool for the job. Clients can view active wars just as easily as anyone else. Taking a sledge hammer to remove an ant problem is not advisable.
That's my point, potential customers of mercenary contracts should look at a merc alliance's Active Wars and make sure they are not overstretched and unable to truly service them. Sadly though I suspect many just look at who is the biggest, or equate biggest killboard with 'best able to serve them', and due diligence stops there. What's worse is a bad merc experience can lead them not to even try another provider who can serve them better.
What I can assure our prospective clients is Devils will pursue and honor all contracts. We will hunt your targets, because each contract matters to us. We will not forget about you once you have paid. Would you like to know more? |

Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
169
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Posted - 2013.09.06 17:37:00 -
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You work hard for your ISK. We work hard at pursuing our targets.
The Devil's Warrior Alliance will not just camp trade hubs, pop a few strays that come by and claim magnificence. We will actually hunt your targets wherever they go and collect tears from whomever you wish, all for quite reasonable rates.
Quality. Trust. Confidentiality. Tears.
We wont leave you asking 'Why aren't you killing my contracted targets? Why are you just popping random carebears I don't give a **** about?'
The Devil's Warrior Alliance, mercenaries you can trust, tear collection perfected.
Join 'The Gates of Hell' chat channel in game, or contact Lord Razpataz for contract prices to meet any CEO's budget. Would you like to know more? |

Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
170
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Posted - 2013.09.08 02:14:00 -
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rswfire wrote:These guys were merciless to us when we were a new corp.  They're relentless; they decced us for three weeks! They got some pretty blingy kills too, one of which was my own. Technically, two were my own -- I had loaned a ship to a friend who had gotten killed in it. Sigh. (I didn't link them all as it would take some effort to find them, but you get the idea.) We tried to fight these little bastards. We plotted to take them down in a blaze of glory. We got all of our guys in T1 frigs fit for ECM and tackling (we were mostly made up of new players at the time), set up all of their clones in a station in the staging area, ready to reship with dozens of ships in the hangars, and out we came! I was not ready to fly battleships yet, but I needed to be as tanky as possible. I knew if I undocked, they'd primary me, and they did. Our goal was to have them focus on me while our T1 frigs caused some havoc and a few battleships could snipe them. Things didn't go as planned; we couldn't get the composition, our former alliance engaged them right before we were ready, and I made a bad call and had my guys primary Raz. :P It was a good fight, that could have ended very differently, which shows they're willing to engage in a good fight and take some risks. After that, we didn't much want to deal with them any longer, so we decided to hire our own mercs and evade them as much as we could. This was helpful, but it didn't prevent them from hunting us and engaging us when it suited them. I can say with certainty they are very smart about the way they go about their business. Our first fleet engagement Raz sat outside his home station letting us pummel him; only later did I realize he was assessing our DPS! And they don't just camp market hubs; they'll locate you, figure out what you're doing, and patiently wait to ambush you. We learned a lot from that war, and while it was difficult, it made us stronger in some ways. I wouldn't call these guys friends, but I do believe mercs serve an important role in Eve, and having been on the receiving end of their contract...I know what they're capable of. Aside from one incident at the end, I felt they were very professional to us, willing to communicate constructively, and honestly, fun to play with in some ways. TL;DR: I only encountered their main corp so I can't really comment on their alliance, but when it comes to Raz and Tearz, run away and never log in again!  Put another way, I endorse this product and/or service. (This entire post was meant as an endorsement in a light-hearted manner.)
::sniff::
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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
171
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Posted - 2013.09.09 02:49:00 -
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Mercs. Good ones.
Your ISK, our blasters, their tears.
Would you like to know more? |

Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
171
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Posted - 2013.09.10 14:20:00 -
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Remember when you were younger and you enjoyed games like pull my finger, smell my finger and just the tip? Its the nastalgia of those early memories that sustain you today through the drudgery of corporate life, a wife that hates your guts and kids that don't appreciate anything you do for them...
The Devil's Warrior Alliance allows you the besieged CEO to not only purchase pew-capable friends but the resulting stories of us applying holy pew in your name that will sustain your corp membership levels for years to come.
No more members running for the exits whenever an incoming wardec lands. No more uncomfortable corp town halls where you swallow pride and command all to 'dock up until the war is over'.
Someone once asked Conan, 'Tell me Conan, what is best in life?" He replied..."To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you and to hear the lamentations of their women"
Conan was right. Be like Conan. Hire the Devil's Warrior Alliance today.
Contact Lord Razpataz for pricing to fit any CEO's budget. Confidentiality assured. Tear collection perfected. Would you like to know more? |

Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
172
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Posted - 2013.09.11 14:13:00 -
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Johnnie Blue wrote:Devil's methods are so effective that I keep them on retainer :-)
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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
184
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Posted - 2013.09.12 14:36:00 -
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Marianne Pollard wrote:Bump for excellent and professional mercs. I've been decced by these guys and, whilst they didn't kill me, they were very smart about the way they handled themselves.
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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
191
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Posted - 2013.09.13 14:00:00 -
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VegasMirage wrote:True mercs with great leadership and a competent crew. Hire them.
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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
195
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Posted - 2013.09.15 03:36:00 -
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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:Not since the combining of chocolate with peanut-butter have two elements been put together to such great effect, as a besieged EvE corporation with The Devil's Warrior Alliance. If you have a chihuahua humping your corp members legs everywhere they go, peeing on every trade hub carpet or messing with your POS, we have the highly skilled and motivated pilots who will go bawls deep to whack that doggie on the nose with a rolled up newspaper. Hell, let's be honest, we will kill that little mutt with fire, then put 'gf's up in local while simultaneously getting BJ's from supermodels... Now where else can you get that level of service? That level of panache'? There is no level we won't go to so your hard earned ISKies get you the pain inflicting value only a discriminating merc customer like yourself deserves. Don't wait, we have pricing plans for the most modest of CEO's -- contact a Devil in 'The Gates of Hell' chat today!
Would you like to know more? |

Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
195
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Posted - 2013.09.16 16:05:00 -
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You have ISK, but what you don't have is a solid pvp team that can take on all comers.
The Devil's Warrior Alliance will negotiate a mercenary contract with you, to deliver a multitude of combat operations in your name, or anonymously...
Not only will we declare & pursue wars against your enemies, but we will also join wars you are a defender on and give your industry corp our proven combat support.
Have someone that you want anonymously griefed? We do that too.
Contact Lord Razpataz today, or join the ingame chat channel 'The Gates Of Hell' to nagotiate terms that can fit any CEO's budget. Quality and discretion assured. Would you like to know more? |

Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
200
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Posted - 2013.09.17 14:08:00 -
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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:Are you looking for a mercenary corporation that will aggressively pursue your targets? Someone who won't just take your isk and park on trade routes, but will actively hunt the targets you paid good ISK to have killed?
The Devil's Warrior Alliance typically only has between 10 and 20 outgoing wars at a given time, allowing us to focus on YOUR targets. We get results for our clients by killing their targets, not just randoms...
We are actually mercenaries.
Before selecting a mercenary corporation to get you the satisfaction you deserve, check their alliances war history and their current 'Active Wars'....make sure they don't have too many active wars, for if they do there is NO POSSIBLE WAY they can aggressively hunt all of their clients targets...
Its a scam.
The Devils Warrior Alliance, actively hunting your targets. After all, you paid for it didn't you?
Would you like to know more? |

Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
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Posted - 2013.09.19 14:15:00 -
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Someone ganked you, you want vengeance... Someone is mining in YOUR system, you want them gone... Someone declared war on you, you want them dead...
But without your own gang of highly motivated combat toons, what are you to do?
Hire the Devils Warrior Alliance.
The Devil's Warrior Alliance will make sure you get the satisfaction you deserve, and we won't just take your ISK and camp trade hubs -- we will actively hunt your targets.
Tear generation is our specialty. Delicious, nutritious, tears.
Contact Lord Razpataz today for pricing to meet any CEO's budget.
*First 10 callers will get their targets tears delivered in a crystal decanter shaped like Jessica Alba. Would you like to know more? |

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Posted - 2013.11.13 14:30:00 -
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Rubicon....introducing the ability for player corps to place their own POCO's on planets in HISEC. With this great new feature for HISEC industrial corporations however, comes increased risk...
What do you do when someone puts up a POCO in YOUR system? Worse yet, what do you do when someone declares war on you and starts tearing down YOUR POCO, and you don't have the combat capabilities to defend it?
Thats where we come in.
With a solid track record of taking the fight to our clients enemies, The Devil's Warrior Alliance stands ready to either kick down your enemies sand castle (POCO), or help you defend yours.
When Rubicon drops, you just need make one call and your problems go away. Contact Lord Razpataz for pricing to meet any CEO's budget.
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Posted - 2013.11.14 21:08:00 -
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Our fingers, your enemies bumms.
Why get your fingers dirty?
Hire The Devils Warrior Alliance to do your dirty work for you. When some jackhole plops a POCO in your system, or starts messing with yours, you can count on us to give him the full goatse in your name. Or anonymously, confidentiality assured.
Contact Lord Razpataz today. Would you like to know more? |

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Posted - 2013.11.15 14:56:00 -
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"Warblord Razpataz referred to war as being hell in a speech to a large group of young cadets. His famous quote is 'you may think that war is all glory, but it is hell, boys.'
Razpataz understood that in order to fully win a war and put a stop to fighting, you had to destroy the desire and will to fight, not just win tactical battles. He was arguably the first practitioner of 'total war', i.e., taking the war to the POCO's, supplies and people of the enemy, not just attacking the opposing army.
He has been vilified for this, but in reality civilian casualties were quite low wherever his army went (property being another story).
Razpataz, long before he made the war is hell reference has stated 'War is cruelty and you cannot refine it', he truly believed this, and when he made his speech to the cadets, it was to advise them that the actuality of war is in no way a glorious and glamorous affair, it is rather the worst and most harsh, cruel practice that you will ever encounter.
He was both warning and preparing the audience about the reality of war."
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Posted - 2013.11.17 19:28:00 -
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GemFireStorm wrote:[....Can't say I like the Lords.of.Midnight or Rebirth ....
You have offered to ally with Corwan Academy From: CONCORD Sent: 2013.11.17 19:27
Lord Razpataz has offered to ally to Corwan Academy in their war against Sovereign Infinity. The offer asked for 0 ISK as payment. Would you like to know more? |

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Posted - 2013.11.18 14:53:00 -
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Tora Bushido wrote:+1 for the fight we had yesterday. Coming to our hq for a fight shows you have balls....  Tip of the day : Dont create chars which start with the letters a-b-c  +1 to marmite for engaging. Moar please. Would you like to know more? |

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Posted - 2013.11.19 00:24:00 -
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GemFireStorm wrote:Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:GemFireStorm wrote:....Can't say I like the Lords.of.Midnight or Rebirth .... You have offered to ally with Corwan Academy From: CONCORD Sent: 2013.11.17 19:27 Lord Razpataz has offered to ally to Corwan Academy in their war against Sovereign Infinity. The offer asked for 0 ISK as payment. ... sad that (the war) is really the Corwan report it's going to go onto - so there are already losses on your side. But really, 0 isk? Doing freebies now, are you? And posting it in the forums that you do freebies? That sounds like bad business planning to me. We are in the business of giving the tranny-surprise to people that don't give the Devil (or his minions like me) their due...
..and business is GOOD, very GOOD...
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Posted - 2013.11.19 06:29:00 -
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Vixanda Alzae wrote: ... But that's the way the Devil's roll these days - and why they're going to see fewer and fewer good fights. That's what happens when you decimate your opposition with overwhelming force ...
Gee. Thanks for the tip!
My thinking though is our prospective clients will appreciate we decimate opposition with overwhelming force, and its perhaps elitist and humourless attitudes like yours that got sovereign into trouble in the first place.
What you are also missing mention of are the emails Sovereign sent Raz and Sivor in the past war we had with them that attempted (as ineptly as your missive) to sow internal divisions within Devils. Taint-licking Devils on one hand, while bashing specific members or corps therein on the other doesn't go over well with us, and if we want psychotic passive-aggressive relationships we will contact our ex-wives.
Translation: our response was not as you assert solely based on the passive-aggressive division-sowing in this thread.
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Posted - 2013.11.20 15:24:00 -
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For the record, Lords.Of.Midnight is primarily a pvp training corp and farm-league for The Devil's Warrior Alliance. I take in carebears and lovingly convert them into killers, just as once my pay-it-forward forebears did for me.
As I, Avery Hackleson, Jojo Rontineque and Jason Nautica once were -- so too will Jamwara (perhaps) and others that follow become...
[...dramatic pause for quick look at the Devils "Top Killers" list at top right...]
You may not agree with my methods of teaching holy pew to others in the Crux region, but I do try to only graduate quality (over quantity) from Lords into taking part in Devil's contract operations.
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As always, if you are a besieged CEO and need pvp help, The Devil's Warrior Alliance is a proven generator of tears. Contract Lord Razpataz for pricing on almost any hisec combat aid you require. With Rubicon there are a lot of POCO's now that need our support...or destruction. :)
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Posted - 2013.11.21 16:08:00 -
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Tom Bodett wrote:Again The Devil's Warrior Alliance has proven very effective at delivering value to our corporation in our time of need. Give them a ring if you need a hand. Devils - they get results Hisec CEO's can always contact Lord Razpataz directly, or hop in our public channel 'The Gates of Hell' for pricing on giving enemies non-consensual attitude adjustments.
What sets Devil's apart is we wont take a contract if we are currently too busy to give quality service and actively hunt your targets. Not getting satisfaction? Our warblord will poke our highly trained customer service team, and like a swarm of valkyries they will descend on your enemies wherever they may be hiding. We won't just sit on trade hubs like a diva supermodel who doesn't get out of bed unless someone offers a $100k envelope to answer the door.
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Posted - 2013.11.22 15:42:00 -
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Vixanda Alzae wrote:.. You guys? I like Sovereign Infinity, but then I also like Mastercard. and Pod Repo and I even have a certain fondness for Failed Diplomacy. And apparently you aren't too good at reading since Gem Daisha announced a bit earlier that she sent me a mail asking me not to include Sovereign in my posts anymore. So this is the last one where I say anything about them.
I'm guessing Gem won't be too mad, because I'm pretty much convinced your her alt at this point, or a Sovereign alt at the least. Same vagina-module-fitted behavioral model that doesn't know when to STFU, and which got Sovereign into trouble in the first place.
Quote: As to whether you ran away from the dec - I don't really know, but you did allow Concord to send them a notification that you had surrendered - and that's what my point was about. Rebirth. SURRENDERED to Sovereign Infinity. And they've got the notification that shows it (unless they all deleted that one!) ...
Funny thing about selective memory and waving 'surrender' notifications around...you don't see what happened behind the scenes. For example, in Sovereign Infinity's recent war with Corwan Academy it was actually Sovereign who reached out to Corwan to get them to issue a surrender after getting dunked by their allies, us.
OOOPS! Didn't mention that little nugget in your estrogen fueled spin-meistering did you?
So Sovereign decs carebears, and when things get tough they manipulate the defender into issuing a pre-approved surrender; the carebear takes the offer because they don't pvp, and Sovereign saves face by waving the surrender around?
::golfclap::
p.s. Your lucky I am not the Devil's executor, Sovereign would be permadecced by now with all this alt faggotry...
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Posted - 2013.12.17 16:40:00 -
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"I'd love to do a character with a wife, a nice little house, a couple of kids, a dog, maybe a bit of singing, and no guns and no killing, but nobody offers me those kind of parts." -- Christopher Walken
The Devil's Warrior alliance, killing people not because they are bad, but because it is the role they have been chosen to play. Roles in which you the beseiged CEO are writer and director.
Everyone needs more Christopher Walken in their real lives, just like every CEO needs more Devils Warriors in his EvE life.
The Devil's Warrior alliance, tear generation perfected. The capacitor is now full.
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Posted - 2013.12.24 06:34:00 -
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C-P Pubbie wrote: ... Confirming Lord Razpataz has the patience of a God (or the Devil). ...
Vietnam master sniper Carlos Hathcock (who wrote the book on stalking) crawled for days, inches at a time, to stalk and kill a high value target. Those who believe in re-incarnation often point out the strangely co-incidental date and time of Hathcock's death, with that of Lord Razpataz's birth on the exact opposite side of the globe...
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Posted - 2014.01.20 15:54:00 -
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Victor Racandar wrote:I tried to comment on Feyd Rautha Harkonnen's blog page, but it looks like he only values his own opinion there and doesn't post comments. ..
Actually I did post your comments, and a response. I tend to do most of my blogging at work (shhh), so scuse the slow turnaround on reviewing posts by 'anonymous' Proteus fetishists on a Sunday... :)
But this thread isn't about me, its about the Devils Warrior Alliance -- and I am only one of many hard working asshats executing war targets on behalf of those who hire us.
Discretion assured, tear collection perfected. Contact Lord Razpataz, Venree or Avery Hackleson today for pricing to meet any CEO's budget.
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Posted - 2014.01.20 19:48:00 -
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Victor Racandar wrote: Thanks for the reply and I replied back - yes, I'm Anonymous and staying that way.
We do have an openly gay person in alliance (who is always hitting on me), can I direct him your way to perhaps help you find your sack?
(Not to be confused with the Sacrilege, and as an added bonus it might actually give me a minutes peace, from both he and you...)
Quote: Let me take exception, however, to something you said here - about your oh, so glorious alliance and their 93.99%. That AIN'T people. That isn't numbers of pilots. All that number represents is ISK. Your 374 kills so far this month (many of them less than impressive) is countered by only 25 losses - looks pretty good and about reflects the numbers for the ISK. But we're talking about people here and I counted more than 90 pilots smiling (some of them are probably repeats - but I didn't check the 374 for repeats) when one of your ships blew up. Which brings it down to you get 4 guys for every 1 guy who's on one of your losses and that's not quite so impressive. 20% of your interactions are generating smiles might be another way of looking at it.
I literally ran that through a babel fish and came up bupkis.
Quote: Also, you're spending an awful lot of time down in low and null for a high sec mercenary alliance. Just saying.
I found your picture, quite flattering actually as you do indeed look good in pink. You're spending an awful lot of time sperging about myself or Devils, show us on the doll where the bad men touched you. (But again with that sexy outfit, can you blame us?) Would you like to know more? |

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Posted - 2014.01.25 05:26:00 -
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This
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Posted - 2014.01.26 05:05:00 -
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Job Valador wrote:Bumping as a current WT. See you folks on the battlefield. Perhaps, the Devils minions are everywhere... Would you like to know more? |

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Posted - 2014.01.29 16:33:00 -
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Created by yours truly, winning a Golden Globe and now nominated for an Oscar for best merc ad...
(We wanted actual pew footage also, but goddamn it if there weren't issues going from FRAPS to iMovie..gotta find out how RnK does their vids, probably have the $300 Final Cut Pro software...hmph....) Would you like to know more? |

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Posted - 2014.01.30 19:43:00 -
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ISD Ezwal wrote: ... Nice vid btw!
Yes, we should talk about it in greater detail. No bumps here, just quality commentary...
The director began by wanting to highlight the youthful darkness of The Devil's Warriors members, so used the imagery of a pseudo-satanic monk, juxtaposed with a semi bisexual glance (akin Tom Cruise in Stanley Kubric's 'Eyes Wide Shut').
Mr. Cruise wasn't available, so Sir Tearz was kind enough to throw on the little red riding hood outfit he keeps in his closet for special occasions, and was asked to look like someone had just stolen his favorite hash pipe. He delivered a masterful shot now captured for all posterity. (Similar to the look he is giving me right now....)
The scenes then shift from various images of the devil, to a cameo of myself captured crawling out from under a carebears bed. Sadly the animated version didn't translate well to the video, but was still-captured nonetheless to great effect.
The director then tastefully applied the image of a melted Iraqi soldier and tank on the 'road of death' out of Kuwait during desert storm 1, to capture what aggressor corps can expect when Devil's ally in a war against them. The producers though this scene too graphic, but the director stomped his feet until they acquiesced.
As the scene shifts to an image of the notification of war declaration against Germany during WWII, the viewer is reminded that war never ends, it has happened before, it will happen again.
The director considered using footage of JFK's head exploding in Dealey Plaza when he was killed, to show the precision and great effect Devil's apply in performing targeted assassinations. But this time bowed to producer pressures to tone it down. (Evidently some older EvE players still worship the little commie bastard, and would have been offended).
Scenes then shift in a masterful display of mixing old with new (and future!) to highlight how Devils will take down your enemies POCO's for you, or help you protect theirs. And seriously, if you came up against the Emperors imperial guards from Star Wars, wouldn't you tinkle in your trousers a little bit?
The masterful trailer ends with a quick introduction to the people that can be contacted for the listed services, and a final quick-cut set of scenes to illustrate Devils are everywhere, ready to plunge the knife in the darkness at moments notice.
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Posted - 2014.02.03 15:49:00 -
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The Devils Warrior Alliance will go bawls deep and sometimes do the dirtiest jobs imaginable to get you the satisfaction you desire.
If you want quick fast food that is cheap and of questionable quality, you go to McDonalds. It *may* fill your stomach but its a crapshoot on if it will meet your full nutritional requirements, or if you will be bazooka blasting the interior of a toilet bowl soon thereafter. For example, p1ss off the wrong people by hiring inept mercs on them and your problems could be worsened...
If you want a mouth-watering steak with all the accoutrements, baked potato, mushrooms -- and you want to ensure you have all the nutritional and gastrointestinal bases covered, you go to The Keg (or LongHorn for our US clients).
Take risks with your diet, not your mercenaries. The Devils Warrior Alliance, steak...not sh!t on a sesame seed bun. Would you like to know more? |

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Posted - 2014.02.10 15:39:00 -
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We were hired.
Our targets got a sad.
Would you like your enemies to have a sad?
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Posted - 2014.02.19 16:30:00 -
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"I officially dub this month....freighter fest!"
sonafabitch f@#$)ing URL link breakage...
(waves hands mystically in concentric circles)
Just remember...guns don't kill people, we do.
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Posted - 2014.02.27 15:44:00 -
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You know how you have the hots for that girl in the office, and would do anything to get in her pants/panties/yoga pants (the inventor of which is a genius btw)?
Well, we can't help you with that....you aren't us...
But what we can help you with is to stop the griefers and bullies in hisec from messing with you, your members, or your assets.
Hell, we will even go after them and rip their throats out for their impudence, all while keeping who hired us 100% confidential and anonymous.
Want to fight the fights yourselves but don't know anything about pvp? We can help you with that also. Our federally-certified instructors can provide your members with hours of direct and real-time instruction on pvp mechanics, war survival and fleet compositions.
You have ISK, we have highly motivated and trained killers. Let's chat.
"But Feyd, who should we contact?"
Thats easy! There are many ways to get a quote for services!
- Join 'The Gates of Hell' chat channel in-game and ask for a Devil's director. No one around right then?...
- Email Lord Razpataz - Email Sir Tearz - Email Venree - Email Avery Hackleson Would you like to know more? |

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Posted - 2014.03.03 15:07:00 -
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Have you ever wanted to hear the dulcet tones of Lord Razpataz, while describing the merc life and services offered by Devils?
Now you can.
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Posted - 2014.03.04 20:18:00 -
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...and now an interview by yours truly.
Everything you wanted to know (and more!) about hisec mercenaries and the puppet master behind one group of them.
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Posted - 2014.03.11 00:10:00 -
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Devil's has a spring sacrificial lamb sale on right now, have us dec one corp, get a dec for free!
No, not really...
But our prices are reasonable, watch this for a list of services, contacts and do get in touch.
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Posted - 2014.03.13 14:28:00 -
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An interview with the head of one of EvE's finest hisec mercenary organizations is now available for perusal...
Lord Razpataz, in his own words. Here is just a sample of the verbal delicacies a would-be client will find therein...
"We don't take a contract if we don't think we can deliver what our employer wants, we offer total confidentiality as even our members don't know who the employer is on confidential jobs.
And we deliver Quality, rather than quantity. If you are looking for trade denial or small jobs you might want to look for other mercs. We are here for the hard jobs, challenging ones." -- Lord Razpataz
Join 'The Gates of Hell' ingame chat channel or message a Devils operator for pricing to fit anyones budget.
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Posted - 2014.04.22 16:50:00 -
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Guns don't kill people, we do.
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Posted - 2014.05.06 20:02:00 -
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Content-based bumps are tastier dude...for example....
I remember when I was young. My parents took me to the beach, and I spent the entire morning making this epic multi-tiered sand castle, complete with moat and servants quarters for all the hookers to stay in...
When I took a break from lunch however, some other kid came along and kicked it to smithereens. F#cker!
I remembered thinking, I am too small, young and inexperienced to successfully bring retribution down upon this kid. But what I do have however is ten bucks, and a brother who is bigger, tougher and meaner than the castle kicking kid...
Money exchanged hands. Sandcastle-kicker got a sad, and I got a happy.
In fact...the other kids on the beach also stopped eyeing my sandcastle, because they heard about the atomic wedgie my big brother laid down on the first sandcastle kicker.
The Devil's Warriors Alliance can be your EvE big brother. Your ISK, our atomic wedgies, their sad's.
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Miko Jin wrote:Leon Garbner wrote:guys you saved me    love you go an with your work i can only recommand your services to other players    Leon Oh dear! Touch your toes up she goes. sycophant would be too light a word to use here. Hai Miko!
Rather than going to the trouble of creating forum alts, you may wish to consider using this handy form we have prepared for butthurt victims of our activities. We endeavor to respond to any form submission within 24 hours, to ensure our high standards of service are met, so feel confident we will respond to your distress in a prompt manner.
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p.s. For anyone desiring to generate butthurt in others like Miko Jin, The Devils Warrior Alliance still has a spring sale on -- dec one griefer, get a dec for free! Well, not really...but we do good work nonetheless at very affordable prices.
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Posted - 2014.05.15 15:32:00 -
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Devils...
Trustworthy, check Confidentiality, check Cost effective, check Capable, check A besieged CEO's best friend, check Your enemies worst enemy, check Serious about getting your jobs done instead of just parking ass on trade hubs and drinking champagne with your ISK, check Gives back to the community with knowledge sharing, check
Contact Lord Razpataz for pricing to meet any situation and budget today!
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Posted - 2014.05.30 19:15:00 -
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You know, I was recently involved in a 'hardening' exercise (involving non-sexual closing of ports and services on production servers to reduce opportunity for hacker access..) and it dawned on me while playing Watch Dogs last night..many organizations pay expert security folks to come in and perform server hardening reviews for them, so why not have solid mercs do that in EvE for your PVE or indy corporation?
Imagine...
You hire Devils, arranging the duration and bounds of the 'hardening exercise'. For example, your team is provided with advice at the start of the week's festivities on what and how to fly.
The arranged hardening takes place, with Devil's hunting and trying to blap your guys. The fear is removed because its a friendly exercise based on education and learning, with actual ISK losses minimized by our guidance on what (not) to fly.
A pre-arranged 'uncle' or 'safe word' can also be used, for when your team wants a pause in hostilities to reflect on recent engagements...
At the end? You and your guys have learned to defend yourselves against skilled mercenaries, and are thus now able to defend yourself in the future against griefing organizations that will wardec you.
So ask yourself, do you hire Devil's for a hardening exercise...or continue to roll the dice and wait for that griefing dec to land and destroy all you have built?
Let us harden you, gently but firmly, until your buttocks...er....fleet doctrines and pilots abilities are firm yet supple.
Devils Warriors. Yes.
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Posted - 2014.06.19 19:27:00 -
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Mercenaries. Good ones.
No job too small, no job too big.
Hell, we even love dropping Vindy-Fleet(tm) on your enemies POCO's, and trying to beat our current record for takedown in the fewest minutes possible...
Receiving an incoming wardec or grief from others? We will stand by your side and give the bully a bloody nose, for a fraction of what it would cost in lost ships, POCO's, time, frustration or lost members fleeing your corp...
The Devil's Warrior Alliance
Contact Lord Razpataz, Sir Tearz or Venree today; or join 'The Gates of Hell' chat ingame.
Reasonable prices, professionalism, 100% confidentiality.
We are evil, so you don't need to be.
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Posted - 2014.06.19 19:27:42 -
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Mercenaries. Good ones.
No job too small, no job too big.
Hell, we even love dropping Vindy-Fleet(tm) on your enemies POCO's, and trying to beat our current record for takedown in the fewest minutes possible...
Receiving an incoming wardec or grief from others? We will stand by your side and give the bully a bloody nose, for a fraction of what it would cost in lost ships, POCO's, time, frustration or lost members fleeing your corp...
The Devil's Warrior Alliance
Contact Lord Razpataz, Sir Tearz or Venree today; or join 'The Gates of Hell' chat ingame.
Reasonable prices, professionalism, 100% confidentiality.
We are evil, so you don't need to be.
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Posted - 2014.09.14 14:43:00 -
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The Devil's Warrior Alliance. A full range of hisec mercenary services to meet any CEO's budget, anonymity and discretion assured.
Contact Lord Razpataz or Sir Tearz today, for pricing to fit any CEO's budget.
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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
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Posted - 2014.09.14 14:43:54 -
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The Devil's Warrior Alliance. A full range of hisec mercenary services to meet any CEO's budget, anonymity and discretion assured.
Contact Lord Razpataz or Sir Tearz today, for pricing to fit any CEO's budget.
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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
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Posted - 2014.09.16 14:26:00 -
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A prospective client Q&A with The Devil's Warrior Alliance....
Q: If I hire you guys to wardec this guy's corp that I hate, will you tell him I hired you? A: Absolutely not. Confidentiality is key to how we operate.
Q: We have been eyeing these POCO's in the system we live in, can you help us take them over? A: Absolutely. We love nothing more than to try to beat our current takedown-time records.
Q: Some griefing bastard has wardecced my corp, we are just industrialists/not-a-pvp corp, can you help? A: Absolutely. For a reasonable price we will assist you in that war.
Q: Is it possible to pay a regular 'blue me' maintenance contract, where for a smaller monthly maintenance fee we can let it be known we are blue to Devils, as a way to dis-incentivize others from deccing us in the first place? A: You betcha. Our loyal friendship is a simple ISK transfer mouseclick away!
Q: How can I get a real sense of what you guys are about, of how trustworthy you are? A: This will give some great insights into how our warblord runs things, and experience level in the merc landscape
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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
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Posted - 2014.09.16 14:26:35 -
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A prospective client Q&A with The Devil's Warrior Alliance....
Q: If I hire you guys to wardec this guy's corp that I hate, will you tell him I hired you? A: Absolutely not. Confidentiality is key to how we operate.
Q: We have been eyeing these POCO's in the system we live in, can you help us take them over? A: Absolutely. We love nothing more than to try to beat our current takedown-time records.
Q: Some griefing bastard has wardecced my corp, we are just industrialists/not-a-pvp corp, can you help? A: Absolutely. For a reasonable price we will assist you in that war.
Q: Is it possible to pay a regular 'blue me' maintenance contract, where for a smaller monthly maintenance fee we can let it be known we are blue to Devils, as a way to dis-incentivize others from deccing us in the first place? A: You betcha. Our loyal friendship is a simple ISK transfer mouseclick away!
Q: How can I get a real sense of what you guys are about, of how trustworthy you are? A: This will give some great insights into how our warblord runs things, and experience level in the merc landscape
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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
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Posted - 2014.09.22 15:56:00 -
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Snapper Pumpkinpuss wrote:I was wardec by a teeanger corp resently and im not care bear totally a little of everything but small so i needed assitance ... these guys had a fair price came in from all over us and europe ...rallyed the forse and did the job no matter the time of day ... did the job effiecently totally profensional ... i working on a deal now to keep them on retainer... Beautiful.
Contact Lord Razpataz today.
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Posted - 2014.09.22 15:56:01 -
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Snapper Pumpkinpuss wrote:I was wardec by a teeanger corp resently and im not care bear totally a little of everything but small so i needed assitance ... these guys had a fair price came in from all over us and europe ...rallyed the forse and did the job no matter the time of day ... did the job effiecently totally profensional ... i working on a deal now to keep them on retainer... Beautiful.
Contact Lord Razpataz today.
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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
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Posted - 2014.09.25 13:27:00 -
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Tom Bodett wrote:Thank you Devils Warrior Alliance.
I am still smiling because we hired these guys. They got the job done, and everyone in our corp was very happy with this decision.
Someone will be sorry but it won't be you :) "A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says: I suppose you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says..."
Guess the movie. Here's a hint.
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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
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Posted - 2014.09.25 13:27:59 -
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Tom Bodett wrote:Thank you Devils Warrior Alliance.
I am still smiling because we hired these guys. They got the job done, and everyone in our corp was very happy with this decision.
Someone will be sorry but it won't be you :) "A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says: I suppose you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says..."
Guess the movie. Here's a hint.
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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
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Posted - 2014.09.26 17:55:00 -
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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:Tom Bodett wrote:Thank you Devils Warrior Alliance.
I am still smiling because we hired these guys. They got the job done, and everyone in our corp was very happy with this decision.
Someone will be sorry but it won't be you :) "A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says: I suppose you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says..." Guess the movie. Here's a hint. F Seriously? No one?
The Breakfast Club, Judd Nelson falling through the ceiling?
(shakes head)
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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
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Posted - 2014.09.26 17:55:19 -
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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:Tom Bodett wrote:Thank you Devils Warrior Alliance.
I am still smiling because we hired these guys. They got the job done, and everyone in our corp was very happy with this decision.
Someone will be sorry but it won't be you :) "A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says: I suppose you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says..." Guess the movie. Here's a hint. F Seriously? No one?
The Breakfast Club, Judd Nelson falling through the ceiling?
(shakes head)
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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
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Posted - 2014.11.21 16:13:58 -
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Tom Bodett wrote:Again The Devil's Warrior Alliance has proven very effective at delivering value to our corporation in our time of need.
Give them a ring if you need a hand.
Devils - they get results
Huzzah!
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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
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Posted - 2014.11.24 01:53:46 -
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The Devil made me do it.
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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Carpe Noctem. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2015.09.14 15:56:59 -
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Ralph King-Griffin wrote:HoleySheet1 wrote:Facepalm time. I only knew you guys because of your war with the termites, is it years ago? There's no contradiction. You're just fishing for free bumps...I will grant you one more. Enjoy. EDIT : You should google the definition of contradiction and realize how dumb you're making yourself look...as I said...no more bumps. Please explain the "contradiction" as soon as you figure out what it means and not just use big word to sound important.  That awkward moment when a Norwegian has a better grasp of your language than you do. Cute seal. I'd use a 7 iron, maybee a sand wedge -- he's in the rough.
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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Carpe Noctem. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2015.09.23 13:13:45 -
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I still love you bb
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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Carpe Noctem. Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2015.10.08 15:22:02 -
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Starrakatt wrote:Ralph King-Griffin wrote:Saeger1737 wrote:Ralph we need battle thongs with the devil emblems on the for hot Bikini girls so get your sewing needle out!!! Patients saeger , patients. Devils' needs may be different though, so don't expect to get the same fitting space as they do Saeger. You know, extra room for members they pilfer from all these corpsicles. All size fit all isn't for everyone... Don't forget the clip to attach their dildo sabers. I think mine is still in my closet...somewhere...hmmm
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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
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Posted - 2016.01.04 14:21:26 -
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Omar Alharazaad wrote:...does anyone know where I can get clown pants mended properly?
I can haz balloon?
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Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
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Posted - 2016.02.26 20:37:22 -
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Omar Alharazaad wrote:Why is hiring us a good idea? There are others who could explain it better than me, but I'll use my crazy drunkspeak words. We will literally fly thirty jumps just to blow your target's guts all over the clown they hired for their kid's birthday party.
Yeah.
In their back yard.
Odds are fairly good that that birthday pony wont be leaving a virgin either.
Just saying. It just doesn't get any better than that.
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